Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No time for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the action.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real fun is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
We're not asking. We’re just saying you the deal.
Guys: Please Get down with me You know Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's crank Straight up Lit
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will make you lose website your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.